who would willingly have babies
when youre giving birth you tend to poop on the operating table or something now do you want to have children knowing youll poop in front of a bunch of (hopefully) medical professionals (they…
they don’t call me doc occ for nothing
i gotta know about these things
are you secretly a puffer fishAnonymous
yes 40% of canadians are
occam i have a question are you one of four in ten canadians
no dani i’m an occatopus sorry
but i have a preserved puffer fish hanging from a shelf above my window does that qualify me as one of four in ten puffer fish canadians
who would willingly have babies
when youre giving birth you tend to poop on the operating table or something now do you want to have children knowing youll poop in front of a bunch of (hopefully) medical professionals (they would probably be used to it but)
u poop when babies????
furthering solidifying my want TOO NEVER HAVE CHILDREN
yes you poop when babies because of the pressure the baby puts on the bowels or something and you tend to need vaginal stitches after?? and also placentas
Wayward Vagabond Was Excited To Hear About The Request Then Disappointed To Find Out The Truth About Can-Can
art by chocodelicacy
ooh miss pyrope
who would willingly have babies
when youre giving birth you tend to poop on the operating table or something now do you want to have children knowing youll poop in front of a bunch of (hopefully) medical professionals (they would probably be used to it but)
my dad asked me to draw my interpretation of a liver bird
this is a liver bird
and i have no idea how to draw birds
but i am going to take on this quest
I’m going to die.
omfg zombie apocalypse
disney world will be zombie themed soon
IT BEGINS
I WANT TO GO TO THE MOON NOW
PLEASE
this gives a nice factual basis for a zombie apocalypse rp im in
in other news
this story sounds fake
what if it’s some fucked up way of promoting a film or something, “OOOH ZOMBIES OMG LOOK HE ATE A GUYS FACE haha lol just kidding go check out our new film Cliche Zombie Film 4 in cinemas this weekend to see more face-eating action and zombie babes in bikinis!!!”
JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day
The text reads:
“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”
HELL TO THE MUTHAFUCKIN YES.
So fucking cute.
JC Penney, you can have all my moneos
This is very cute.
I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this
dont want her breathing down ur butt ok
this is a PROMISE of BIG PROPOSITIONS.
Today, I made some calming manatees, but most of them are the wrong size to go on the site.
Oh well. Would you like them?
Oh my god this is BEAUTIFUL
….I just actually started crying because this manatee loves me and thinks I’m a good person and is proud of me.
wow really fantastic
Via why are you here
in a past life i was passionate about dance and gymnastics and i died after making a bet i could put my whole foot up my butt
luckily i was reborn as someone who’s smart enough to only shove building materials into their skull when the urge strikes (others may know this as art block)
let my past life be a reminder to those who take on stupid bets: these stupid bets are never worth an embarrassing trip to the ER and a potential death
have a shitai speedpaint thing i didn’t feel like completing
i call it “he is appropriately upset by this 3.png”
Shot in the fucking temple Did I do something wrong Was I being held prisoner? What happenedI was impaled through the neck.
I was shot in my right hip?
Broken Pelvis
If this were true, I died from a wound to my tongue, that’s weird.
I got shot through the wrist
Got really sad
And died??????
EDIT:
Question: Why were we all killed in another life? I like to think I died peacefully, you dick.
i guess i got stabbed right in the waist.
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
AND YOU’RE TO BLAME
My whole back was torn to pieces???
in the fucking eYE OMFG
YOU MEAN
THROUGH THE ARMPIT, AND THROUGH A LUNG? HOLY EFF
I died a left ear related death?
i died in an incident involving my bum and my left ankle
past occam probably tried to put her foot up her ass in a show of her flexibility and lack of common sense
